Every once in a while I get an email that's just, well... priceless.
This colourful piece (sorry about the expletives, friends) is from the Manchesterian (is that a word?)- or simply, the Brit, who thinks he is Thai. He's left this beloved land and re-entered the world of hum-drum monotony and I don't think the transition has been without a bit of turbulence.
Since I have a few friends who like this sort of thing, here's the message from the bloke:
You caused me to go on one when you started on Revolutions. . so get yourself a brew.... it's a long rant... and a little insight into British politics for you...
Here in England everybody's lifestyles seem dangerously similar, like in the introduction of Trainspotting (have you heard of Trainspottingthe film about the smack heds in Edinburgh) At the beginning Renton is listing off all those words that people aspire to and think they need, to 'choose life'. . . England's like that, but much more ordered, straight and far more materialistic.
Here we are in the middle of our very own Somnambulist Revolution as it may come to be known in history (if I become famous), we have agovernment who have taken the name 'Labour' hoodwinked all its voters but rejected all its values and pushed through more totalitarian state controlling bills than any previous Government in British history; Protection from Harassment Act, Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act, Terrorism Act, Serious Organised Crime and Police Act, Criminal Justice Act, Prevention of Terrorism Act, Police and Justice Bill,Identity Cards Bill and finally the magic: Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill which gives present and future Governments the power to push through Bills without a commons vote or House of Lords veto option. That final one is huge and the irony of it all is, if it wasn't for an un-elected power chamber - the House of Lord's (still containing privileged members by birth right??) veto we'd already be unquestionably living in the autocracy I think we are. Everyone of these bills takes legislative power from the people and puts it in the pocket of the PM, a PM whose facing a corruption scandal, have you ever wondered why Lord Sainsbury, owner of mmm Sainsburys is Minister of Science and why he contributed £2m as either a loan or gift (nobody could remember which last time I heard) to the Party prior to the last election?
Which leads me on nicely, take your everyday grocery shopping, there are only 4 Supermarkets to choose from depending on your prosperity and locality, Tesco, Asda, Sainsburys and Waitrose. I do my bit by buying the Observer from the paper shop but that's shit, we should be buying organic food from local farmers and using our pound more intelligently as opposed to handing it on a plate to the big conglomerates, God forbid this practice ever takes hold in Thailand. Imagine all those food sellers disappearing, Bangkok wouldn't be Bangkok, please don't shop in Tesco Lotus or Big fucking C!! England is certainly a soulless desolate place for it's love affair with the out of town shopping park. What is it that CarpetWorld and Currys have that your living room doesn't on a squalid soggy Sunday afternoon?
It seems odd that a proud nation built on the fleets of Nelson's andSir Frances Drake's with Battles of Dunkirk, the Somme and the defeat of the mighty Spanish Armada et al, can fall pray and as under to a bunch of baseball cap wearing spotty faced yanks (no offence)representing Wal-mart, so much so that they stipulate we have to look as stupid as them whilst earning our minimum wage, Have a Nice Day...Fuck ThaT!!
As a nation of conquerors (glorified yobs) we've had plenty of practise oppressing and corrupting a gloriously/dubiously named 'The Red Empire' since before, during and after the Industrial Revolution. Further to the perennial question what the fuck are the US doing in Iraq, well what the fuck were 'us' Brits doing there pre and post WW2 and why the fuck did we annexe Kuwait from Iraq installing a 'more favourable' puppet regime motivated by Western Mullah…
On losing our Commonwealth to the US (just as George Orwell predictedin 1984 in 1949) the UK's need to control has turned in on itself. The means and subject may differ but the need, reason and desire are exactly the same. The barrels of guns have been replaced by thelenses of CCTV, and data of Interpol, GCHQ and Credit Checking agencies – they'd rather kill us but they can't – oppressing you for some assumed misdemeanour is much cleaner, politically correct and let's be honest who wants white man's blood on their hands. They can't get away with killing us… but they would if they could' and they don't even need to now. They can just simply keep watching us chase digital camera images with digital camera images, everyone's a winner baby!
So where's the resolve? It isn't in a Revolution, what Revolution we don't revolt we're British we accept, stiff upper lip and all that, anyway who gives a fuck so long as Grant doesn't get killed on Eastenders and my Ipod looks shit hot, Hey am, I sleepwalking into Carpetworld?! It's just not cricket to act like those somersaulting frogs over the channel , and what's so good about Revolution anyway? It's exactly what it says it is Revolution, no matter how far you revolve you always end up in the same place!
A coup d etat forces out the old corrupt law makers with the support of the people, the new incumbents get their feet under the table and as 'power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely' Then the people get wind of it, oust their corrupt Government and we go on...and this is labelled progress!
Mao Tse Dong ran China ragged on the basis of continual Revolution,the madness of his Great Leap Forward where millions died convincing their leader and themselves that crop and steel production where at an all time high, then came the Cultural Revolution where a huge army of schoolies took to the streets and humiliated their mothers and fathersin one of the most horrifying chapters of history ever.
Take the ptochocracy of the Khymer Rouge need I go on?
But I believe in Revolution.
Hope you enjoyed that rant of insight into UK past and present as much as I did. Not very much filled with love, hehe, so maybe a bit random for my blog :P but, since I've been in the habit of talking politics, I thought I'd feature another voice.
*phtochocracy: government by the poor.